Starting a VoIP Telephone Company

I haven’t updated this site in quite a while.  I moved out to Chicago at the start of the year and have been working feverishly to make it as an entrepreneur.  Recently we started a VoIP business unit and it’s quickly become our most popular product.  However,  I still get over 2,000 unique visitors from some stuff on here and I am certainly still a furious citizen.  I will be back to post more when time is more readily available for quality posts.  Until then I thank everyone who continues to share my posts.

Check out ZigZap Technologies online at http://www.zigzap.com to save up to 50% off your phone bill.

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Jenny I got your Number – 8675309 is for sale

Anyone can now own a bit of 1980’s legend and a cool phone number to boot :-D

Someone has put up the Philly Area 8675309 number for sale on ebay, I guess it comes with a wireless consulting business as well.

eBay Link

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Adventures in Epic Fail – The Publishing Company

One of my business associates is a very talented guy who has worked mostly in sales, he has worked in a variety of industries and as a result I come in contact with a lot of interesting people throughout a workday.  This week he ordered some signs from a company in Ohio that he performed some services for last year, the company took his artwork and without so much as sending my guy an estimate this printing company started the process of printing them.  If that wasn’t crazy enough they arrived today with the invoice and to my guy’s chagrin each and every one came fucked up.  Alright I’m going overboard here but the colors were way off and then the company that printed them had the audacity to try and blame my guy for the incorrect colors.  What a crock of shit.

About 20 minutes ago I went on their website to read about them.  Hilarity ensued.  Least professional printing company website of the year award goes to? These guys.  I won’t name names but I did take a copy of the relevant text and pasted it into word so I could add my own comments.  You can see the unedited text below this post, I will refrain from sharing my edits until I see how this all unfolds.

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Purchase Expired Yo

Program glitch much?

Program glitch much?

I am restoring my Mac today and in the process putting back on one of my favorite games Wingnuts 2, I purchased it alongside a slew of other random apps during Macheist this past year.  While I might not use much of the software I got through that I found this top down shooter to be like those arcade classics I played as a kid.  In any case the download link I have from Macheist didn’t work so I had to request a new link from them via support.  After the download I go to register it and I get one of the worst programmed error screens ever, Yo!

I hate DRM and I hate it even more when developers step on customers, now I have to submit a second support ticket to them to get this activated.  If I went over to a torrent site I would wager a copy could be obtained in an hour that didn’t put me through any of these hoops, Yo!

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A Liberal Mind with Conservative Arms

I call myself a Conservative Liberal.

To sum this up let me put it this way:

  • I am an American and firmly believe in the Capitolist ideals that America fostered.
  • I am an humanitarian who would rather help my fellow man than kill him.
  • I think the richest folks in the world today classify themselves as internationalists above any other nationality.
  • No government challenges an armed populace, probably why the USA has been such a successful democracy for so long.
  • My beliefs ensure freedom for all Americans who are not hurting another person.
  • I think gays should be able to marry
  • I think gays should be able to serve in the Armed Forces
  • I think gays are people and should not have to be called gays….
  • I own a .22 calibre rifle
  • I want to own a .357 Magnum by the end of 2010

That is me…

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He no longer resides here.

One sunny day in February 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.’

The Marine looked at the man and said, ‘Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.’

The old man said, ‘Okay’, and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.’

The Marine again told the man, ‘Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.’

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.’

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, ‘Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?’

The old man looked at the Marine and said, ‘Oh, I know he’s not the President any more. I just love being reminded of it.’

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, ‘See you tomorrow, Sir.’

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Obama Won in a Landslide

Barack Obama won the Presidential election in an electorate landslide, he is a master organizer and he ran a clean campaign that has made me proud to be an American.

Congratulations Mr. President.

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When your Women won’t put out

This was written by a guy who is pretty damn smart.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’
I said,
‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’
She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis
I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
‘That’s fine, honey.’
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.’
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
‘WHAT?’
I then said,
‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that b!tch knows I’m smarter than her.

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Installing SugarCRM 5.1.0a on a WHM/Cpanel 11 Host

Today I took on installing SugarCRM 5.1.0a for a client of mine who is just falling head over heals in love with all the whole concept of Open Source.

This software has a really long list of requirements and I wouldn’t recommend it to people using shared hosting but this customer has a virtual dedicated server with WHM/Cpanel 11 on it.  Having a dedicated box (even virtualized) enables root access aka the ability to change whatever I need to in order to make things work..

The first holdup I encountered was “session save path” not being defined inside of the php.ini configuration file.

You can find the php.ini on a WHM/Cpanel server at “/usr/local/lib/”

I went and enabled it by removing the comment tag from inside of the php.ini file for it.  This did not fix the problem because  SugarCRM is picky and doesn’t like shared hosting environments.  I found this forum post that describes a work around to define this path but the author posted no examples.  My setup is hosted on a sub domain so my example is for that.

Inside of your htaccess file for the domain add the following

php_value session.save_path /home/accountuser/public_html/subdomain_directory/tmp/

Create a directory called “tmp” inside of your subdomain_directory (or whatever directory you are using) and chmod it “777″ to make it writeable.

That got me around the first hurdle.

The second holdup was also related to settings in php.ini but this is also a security/cost issue.  The software wants to be able to have users submit large files through the web interface but you could see your hosting costs rise exponentially if employees abuse this.

In any case this is a small company and they hardly use any of their bandwidth on this server so I went ahead and adjusted these settings.  You will need to look for “upload_max_filesize” and “post_max_size” inside of php.ini and make the changes as required.  After you do that the rest of the permission settings for files and folders is standard as with any web app installation.

The third holdup was the step where you need to add a database for Sugar CRM, as usual I went about trying to use Cpanel to generate a database and user.  Unusually though this did not work, I could not get SugarCRM to use any database with a user I created.  Admittedly I didn’t play with this or do any googling on the topic I just went into WHM to open PHPMyAdmin as root and created a new user/database inside of that.  The database created through PHPMyAdmin worked perfectly and I was able to move forward.

The fourth holdup was the installer outputting some permission denied errors that ended with “sugar_file_utils.php on line 59″.  I found a great topic on the forums that quickly informed me that the Sugar CRM software requires the apache user account to be the owner of the folder that Sugar CRM is resides in.  I search Google for the account that WHM uses but was unable to find anything useful.  I changed tactics and searched for a way to display the user running apache, sure enough I found a way to display that in moments.

Display the user running apache with this command “ps aux | grep apache”

The user came back as “nobody” so I went and added them as the owner of my “subdomain_directory”

Run the command  “chown -R nobody.nobody /home/accountuser/public_html/subdomain_directory/”

After that SugarCRM let me login with the username and password I had setup which makes this install one of the least simple I have ever worked with but at the sametime a certainly doable project.

:-D

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John Adams and Politics

Have you seen the new HBO Mini-Series about John Adams?

http://www.hbo.com/films/johnadams/

I am very, very, very, political so this appeals to me on many levels, still with all the complete “fucktards” in political office today I feel like its more important than ever to remember why we have a democracy.

America is amazing.  We shall return to the glory state of our forefathers dreams, first things first, lets get Obama elected!!!!!!!!!

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