“Star Trek Lost Episodes” transcript. Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?” Geordi “Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.” Geordi presses a key, and [...]

Posted on December 24th, 2011 by lanec
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One sunny day in February 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.’ The Marine looked at the man and said, ‘Sir, [...]

Posted on November 24th, 2008 by Furious Citizen
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This was written by a guy who is pretty damn smart. One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’ I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’ So she says [...]

Posted on October 24th, 2008 by Furious Citizen
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Joke of the Week!!! Fred runs his wife Lisa over with his car Police arrive on the scene What is the first question the police ask Fred? Why were you driving in the kitchen?

Posted on September 19th, 2008 by Furious Citizen
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What if we could define Women in computer terms? HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of [...]

Posted on September 14th, 2008 by Furious Citizen
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A “heads up” for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite a traumatic experience. Don’t be naive  enough to think “It couldn’t happen to you!” [...]

Posted on August 4th, 2008 by Furious Citizen
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