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		<title>He no longer resides here.</title>
		<link>http://furious-citizen.org/2008/11/he-no-longer-resides-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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One sunny day in February 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he&#8217;d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, &#8216;I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.&#8217;
The Marine looked at the man and said, &#8216;Sir, Mr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When your Women won&#8217;t put out</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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This was written by a guy who is pretty damn smart.
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
&#8216;I don&#8217;t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.&#8217;
I said,
&#8216;WHAT??!! What was that?!&#8217;
So she says the words that every boyfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Car Accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke of the Week!!!

Fred runs his wife Lisa over with his car
Police arrive on the scene
What is the first question the police ask Fred?

Why were you driving in the kitchen?



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		<title>Women in Computer Terminology</title>
		<link>http://furious-citizen.org/2008/09/women-in-computer-terminology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What if we could define Women in computer terms?
HARD-DISK Woman:  She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:  She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can&#8217;t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Home Depot Warning</title>
		<link>http://furious-citizen.org/2008/08/a-home-depot-warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Furious Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A &#8220;heads up&#8221; for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite a traumatic experience. Don&#8217;t be naive  enough to think &#8220;It couldn&#8217;t happen to you!&#8221;
Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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